Having missed Wanjun's invitation to groove at Zouk on Friday night, I consoled myself with a session at Zouk winebar with Joshie darling and James, who was back in Singapore on a short break from Australia.
While chatting, James caught my attention with his statement: "Alcohol makes girls horny, but makes men sleepy."
Indeed, he's right! Why didn't I notice that? I always had to endure hours of frustration till I fall asleep after Joshie and I come home from our beer-guzzling sessions. It happens all the time, yet I did not wise up to it! Heck. Next time, he's only allowed to watch me drink.
Also, alcohol turns the prettiest of girls (some foolish ones only) into screaming pieces of utter embarrassments. You see how girls dress up so nicely to go clubbing and walk with an arrogant gait in and about the club. After one too many drinks, they start tripping over themselves, screaming and crying for more drinks, pushing and pulling at good-willed friends who try desperately to hold them up, blah blah blah.
Oh, what a sight.
And since we're on the topic of strange observations, shall I also mention that I've noticed that the nicer the cars are, the uglier the drivers.. especially when the driver is a man.
Perhaps it is an ego thing. A flashy car to overcome the shame of a mini dick or a god-awful face that even the Bride of Frankenstein can't love.
I have seen so many such cases on the roads! Balding, fat/scrawny grouchy men slouching behind the wheel of a branded sports car. Can't bed babes with that look? Don't worry. Flashy car to the rescue.
Of course, this observation is merely unfair generalisation and a pack of Karrot nonsense. There are still good-looking men with yummylicious bods, pendulous penises and fully-operating brains who drive branded flashy cars.
But they are most probably gays.
God is always fair.
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