Karen Likes To...

There's this game going around the online community, and Pat had a hilarious go at it. So funny it was that I just have to try it out myself.

To play, go to any search engine, such as Google or Yahoo, and type in "(your name) likes to" and see what comes out. List out the first ten.

So here goes, with my comments in italics:

(1) Karen likes to take pictures with her reader friends...
The last I heard, my publication is circulated to 15,000 readers across Asia Pac. So that's going to be A LOT of pictures.

(2) Karen likes to colour.
I do! Especially the black & white faces published in The Straits Times. In fact, I prefer to colour monks because I can fill in hairstyles.

(3) Karen likes to inspire the artistic soul in others...
Dang... that would be the blind leading the blind.

(4) Karen likes to space out.
For sure. Especially at conferences that discuss the state of the world economy.

(5) The entertainment does not stop there, Karen likes to walk amongst the guests...
I wonder what sort of entertainment do I offer?

(6) Karen likes to take trips to see her daughter out of state frequently.
I have a daughter?! So those dreams of me breastfeeding a rapidly ballooning infant are in fact repressed memories!

(7) Karen likes to fart?!
Shit, I thought nobody knew.

(8) Karen likes to wear striped shirts and people ridicule her.
Alamak. There goes my self-esteem.

(9) Karen likes to dance to songs about animals.
I hope they will play Old MacDonald Had A Farm at Zouk tonight.

(10) This is a short film made by Gondry as a birthday present for his friend Karen, who likes to ride on her horse.
Yay! I hope Gondry made an adult film involving horses.