Sexy Bits

Some time back I came across a medical conference at a hotel and spotted this interesting exhibit outside the hall.



I would like to bring your attention to this image which caused me to pause in my tracks and howl with laughter for a pretty long time. And if you know me, you would know that I would laugh myself to tears.

Perhaps this picture might not tickle you as much as it did me. But it takes very little to set me off on a laughing spree. So when I'm presented with a picture like this and colleagues who attempt (quite poorly) to decipher the problems of each illustration, I was in for a treat.



Here are some gems my colleagues offered:

"Illustration 2's problem is that the penis has a black line on it."

"Nooo, I think that is a long gash on illustration 2's penis."

"Illustration 3 shows a mushroom in place of a penis."

"Illustration 6/7 is loose."

My favourite was Irene's quip: "I hope I don't meet a man whose part is like illustration 3 or 4. There's almost nothing!"

I slapped her on her arm and hollered, "Illustration 4 is of a woman's part lar! How could you think it is a man's part?"

She insisted illustration 4 was a man's part cos it has balls, while I insisted the bottom row reflects disorders of female bits. So eventually all of us plastered our face to the display board, studying the illustrations intently, until Hatta very intelligently suggested that we try reading the text that came with the picture.

*smacks forehead* Right. Why didn't we think of that?

Unfortunately the content was filled with so much medical jargon that we came away none smarter.

Then I noticed this:



A crappy plastic bag taped to the board to hold pamphlets (or perhaps something else more interesting cos the bag was empty!) at a medical conference?! Surely the organisers must have better class.